SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
Little Griggs (to caricaturist). "By Jove, old feller, I wish you'd been with me this morning; you'd have seen such a funny looking chap!"
(Model wishing to say something pleasant.) "You must have painted uncommonly well when you were young!"
Dinner and Dress.—Full dress is not incompatible with low dress. At dinner it is not generally the roast or the boiled that are not dressed enough. If young men are raw, that does not much signify but it is not nice to see girls underdone.
A Cheap Bath.—A farthing dip.
"Light Dues."—Photographers' charges.
"Lettered Ease."—The catalogue of the British Museum.
A Professional View of Things.—Trecalfe, our bookseller, who has recently got married, says of his wife, that he feels that her life is bound up in his.