Without Prejudice.
Ugly Man (who thinks he's a privileged wag, to artist). "Now, Mr. Daubigny, draw me."
Artist (who doesn't like being called Daubigny, and whose real name is Smith). "Certainly. But you won't be offended if it's like you. Eh?"
Scrimble. "So sorry I've none of my work to show you. Fact is, I've just sent all my pictures to the Academy."
Mrs. Macmillions. "What a pity! I did so much want to see them. How soon do you expect them back?"