A TOAST.

Hail to the Bard, the simple Bard,

Who wrote the little song,

And to his Muse, who laboured hard

To help the work along.

Health to the Candid Friend also

Who had his word to say,

And to the kindly G.P.O.

That sped it on its way.

A blessing on the Editor

Who let it see the light;

Likewise the patient Printer, for

He got the colons right;

Here's to the "sub," whose special line

Was spacing it to fit,

And to the cheery Philistine

Who lit his pipe with it.


An Empire Day Essay.

"Dear Teacher,—On Empire day we had a holiday. I had a flag on Frideday. On Fridday I was very happy, was you Teacher when we had a holiday."


"The King has conferred the Grand Cross of the Victorian Order on M. Doumergue, the Premier of France."

And The Sydney Sun heads this "Horrors in France." The Victorian Order, however, is not really so dangerous as that.