TWO EYES OF GRAY.

"Sprats should be cooked very fresh. Their condition can be ascertained by their eyes, which should be bright."

Cookery Book.

How cold the culinary mind

That household care absorbs!

Can the observer really find

Within yon sparkling orbs

No message, nothing further than

A fitness for the frying-pan?

For oh, in that pathetic gaze

What crowded memories dwell!

What wistful dreams of briny days

Beneath the surging swell,

Ere fate had seized this little fish

And plumped him on an earthen dish!

Methinks I see him even now,

As late he sailed along

With smiling and unruffled brow

Amid the finny throng,

No gladder, gayer sprat than he

In all the caverns of the sea.

With what a rapture would he tweak

The casual kipper's tail,

Or nimbly sport at hide-and-seek

Around the whiskered whale!

(Do whales that haunt the ocean wave

Wear whiskers? Some do, others shave.)

And, when by hunger overcome

He felt a trifle limp,

What joy within his vacuum

To stow the passing shrimp,

And afterwards to sink and snooze,

Soft-cradled on the nether ooze!

Ah, yes, as I behold those eyes

So bright, so crystal-clear,

I feel within my own uprise

A sympathetic tear;

But supper's call one must obey,

And so I dash the drops away.