AN EPIC FROM THE PROVINCES.

My dear Charles,—I know that from your superior standpoint as a Londoner you are disposed to regard us as dwellers in a quiet backwater, unswayed by the currents of political strife, but you must not imagine that the stirring events of the past few weeks have failed to leave their mark on the life of our little town. A study of the Press—that faithful mirror of our time—would quickly convince you to the contrary.

The Press, as you know, is here represented by The Signal, a fine old weekly journal of inflexible Unionist views. Well, last week, rising on a wave of enthusiasm, The Signal burst into poetry.

The Gun Runners, it is called, by "Cecilia Merrifield."

The air is still, the night is dark;

Along the harbour side

There stands a silent, waiting park

Of motors, full inside.

That is the opening stanza. You may possibly take exception to the French rhyme, but you cannot fail, Charles, to appreciate the fine spirit of it.

What are they full of? Not of man,

But rifles, neatly packed,

Taken from out the good ship Fan,

Now in the harbour backed.

Strictly speaking, I believe it was not the Fan at all, but that is a small matter.

Brave men have toiled across the sea

To bring those rifles in,

With helm held stoutly hard-a-lee

Amid the breakers' din.

I am not at all certain of the accuracy of the term "hard-a-lee" in this connection, but what a fine sense of stedfast heroism that run of aspirates awakened. "With helm held stoutly hard-a-lee."

Amid the breakers' strident cry

They kept their courage cool,

For thus, they said, Home Rule must die,

We will not have Home Rule!

They 'scaped the vessels of the Fleet

By lavish use of paint;

The warships had to own defeat

With loud and long complaint.

But I cannot give you more than a selection from these noble verses. They continue in the same lofty strain until the good ship is warped safely in port. Then comes another dramatic change of tense. We are again on the quayside.

The night grows darker. All at once

An order sharp we hear—

The order waited for for months;

The motors come in gear.

Yes, I admit that this stanza is open to criticism on more than one count, but I would not have it changed. It bears the impress of red-hot inspiration.

Criticism must always be silent when confronted with that.

The joy of having to obey

Lights up each driver's face,

And so the motors move away

Each to its destined place.

You must not suppose, however, that there was no show of opposition. As you have observed, our poetess believes, on the whole, in sticking closely to historical truth.

The minions of the Government,

A weak and craven breed,

Stand by, quite helpless to prevent

This great heroic deed.

I cannot say I altogether like the tone of the second line, but the fury of enthusiasm, shackled by the exigencies of rhyme, must be forgiven much. Let us continue.

Across the night the motors throb

Without the slightest hitch,

For this is quite a business job,

Though in romance so rich.

Indeed, the whole stupendous plot

Is cleverly arranged;

Even the motor-cars have got

Their number plates all changed.

And so they speed by tortuous ways

With Freedom in the van,

And patriotism sets ablaze

The face of every man.

And so on. Then we come from the general to the particular, and follow the fortunes of a single consignment of arms until it reaches its destination.

And into cellar, pantry, shed,

In kitchen, bedroom, loft,

The rifles go. Home Rule is dead!

The words are uttered oft.

The ammunition, too, is hid

In many a secret hole,

Each bearer doing as he's bid,

Intent upon the goal.

The goal being, I take it, the final death of Home Rule. And now comes the wonderful peroration, in which the whole great adventure is brought to its dignified and eloquent climax. It runs into twenty-three stanzas, of which I will give you the last two without comment—

Freedom is what we labour for,

Freedom, it is our right;

We have no wish for bloody war,

But, if we must, we'll fight.

This is our message sent to him,

The dark Dictator's tool—

Whatever happens, sink or swim,

We Will Not Have Home Rule!

There, Charles! I challenge you to produce anything approaching that from all your boasted London dailies.

Yours,

Robert.


"A villager will always tell the difference between a good coin and a bad one, but he cannot tell the difference between a bad coin and a good one."—Pioneer.

He must try to enlarge his mind.


Perspiring Sportsman (who has been riding in fourteen-stone point-to-point race). "Well, thank goodness that's the last of the season!"

Friend. "Thought you liked it."

Perspiring Sportsman. "Yes, if it weren't for the wasting you've got to do to ride the weight?"