Commercial Candour.

From an Indian trade-circular:—

"We believe in making a Small Profit and selling Everybody rather than making a Big Profit and selling only a Few."

"Wanted for Tea Estate, Nilgiris, good climate Superintendent."

Indian Paper.

We could do with one here, too.

E. Temple Thurston's Wanderful Play."

Advt. in Daily Paper.

And still the wander grew.

"When the Prime Minister, accompanied by Mr. Lloyd George, appeared a magnificent ovation was accorded them."—Welsh Paper.

This tends to confirm the statements in the anti-Coalition Press that the Prime Minister was beside himself.

From an examination-paper at a girls' school:—

Question. Why are the days in summer longer than those in winter?
Answer. Because they are warmer and therefore expand.

Visitor. "Lucky to find a hairdresser in a small village like this."

Native. "Well, be rights it's my son's business and 'e's away; but I've done a wunnerful deal of 'orse-clippin'."