"'FULL TERM.'"
An Impression at Cambridge.
I watch the faces of the 'men,' boys in so many cases, jumping from their trains; from the north, the south, the east, the west they come, and they come not alone but dona ferentes—they carry tennis-racquets, golf-sticks, cycles, sidecars, kitbags, gladstone-bags, trunks, hold-alls."
Evening Paper.
Hefty chaps, these post-war undergraduates.
"Question.—How much has the time for crossing the ocean been shortened since the day of Columbus?
T. E. C.
Answer.—Idaho is a North American Indian word meaning 'Gem of the Mountains' or 'Sunrise Mountains.'"
Boston (Massachusetts) Herald.
We hope that T. E. C. isn't going to be put off with such a simple device as this.
Injured Party. "It's all very well, Passon, for you to say wot 'orrible langwidge, but 'appen your missis ain't such a good shot with a flat-iron as mine is."