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"The Boa Constrictor, 3,500 feet."
Advt. in "Cape Times."
There must have been some centipedes in the family.
"'I received orders from my employer,' he said, 'to go to ——,' but found that the train service was stopped. I had to do many miles on my bicycle."—Yorkshire Evening News.
We trust that he did not scorch very badly on his arrival at this unmentionable destination.
A PATRIOT.
The Visitor. "But you don't imagine for a moment that you could sink a battleship with that, do you?"
Patriotic Seaside Villa Resident. "No, I don't think it would carry far enough; but at any rate it might draw the enemy's fire!"