"PETROGRAD.
New Name for the Russian Capital.
Petrograud (St. Petersburg), Tuesday.
By Imperial order, the city of St. Petersburg will henceforth be known as Petrograu."
Evening Standard.
It looks more like three new names.
Q. I hear the Sugar Refiners are raising cane?
A. That's because they haven't yet got the German beet.
[Awarded Gold Medal and Banana Skin for worst joke of the war.]