EVOLUTION EXTRAORDINARY.
British Tourist (who has been served with a Pig's foot). "What's this?
I ordered Quail!"
Negro Waiter. "Wall—y'ev got Quail!"
British Tourist. "Quail! Why a Quail's a Bird!"
Negro Waiter. "Not Here!"
Anti-Epidemic Treatment.
(Being Summary of Robson Roosetem Pasha's Article in New Review.)
Boil Bacillus,
Or he'll kill us.
From Filter filthy grown
Don't drink water,
Save rates per quarter,
And so "Leave well alone."
Companion Works.—Shortly to appear: My Wife's Bodice. By the Author of His Wife's Soul.