THE RECENTLY-ELECTED R.A.'S.
The pictures these talented gentlemen show
Monotonous never appear;
Waves, woods, and (say) Wenice, MacWhirter & Co.
Depict for us year after year.
Woods always paints Venice, the place that brought forth
A Moor, but Moore's chattels and goods
Are seas, not calm south ones, but those of the north,
Whilst North and MacWhirter paint woods.
A Debt of Honour.—Will the verse described as Ode by Mr. William Morris be paid with the Poet Laureateship?
WHAT WEDDING PRESENTS ARE COMING TO.
She. "I don't see my Cheque anywhere!"
He. "A—can I help you? What Name?"
She. "Oh—well—mine is hardly a Cheque. A—it's a Postal Order, you know, for Fifteen Shillings!"