Ichabod!
(As it generally seems now in Sculling Matches on the Thames.)
Row, brothers, row! But you don't row fast!
It's foreigner first, and Britisher last!
John no longer can sing now, "I says the Bull"
(As in Poor Cock Robin), "because I can pull!"
Coal and Drama.—Mr. John Hollingshead says that the Princess's Pit, which has been closed for a long time, will be at once re-opened. The price has been generally accepted.
News of the Matabele.—The "Impi" are "suffering from want of supplies." They are impi-cunious.
The Most Gratuitous Form of Vice.—Ad-vice!