GOLDEN MEMORIES.
(By a (not) Dumb Waiter.)
Summers come and Summers go, Sir,
As appints the course of Nater:
In the winter I'm a grocer,
In the Summer I'm a waiter.
I'm a waiter at the sea-side;
There's the "Grand Hotel" up yonder—
Never hancient Rome or Greece eyed
Poet of the Summer fonder.
Though I'm quite self-heddycated,
Yet I love the Summer golden;
Every gent on whom I've waited
Feels 'isself to me beholden;
As appropriate verse I quote, Sir,
I can watch 'em growing gladder:
They're aweer 'ow much I dote, Sir,
On the golden light and shadder.
"Tipped with gold" the clouds and copses,
"Tipped with gold" yon arf-awake ox,
"Tipped with gold" the sheep and wapses,
"Tipped with gold" the 'arvest 'aycocks;
"Tipped with gold" the cows as browses,
Ditto waves and fish and sea-things,
Ditto shops and dwellin'-'ouses,
Ditto our hotel and tea-things.
"Tipped with gold." It's langwidge splendid,
Summing hup the Summer brightly—
Good for Nater, good for men, did
Gentlemen but read it rightly.
"Tipped with gold" still what I quote is:
'Umble folk should not be proud, Sir,—
Which I 'opes you've marked our notice—
"No gratuities allowed," Sir!