A PROMISING WITNESS!
Scotch Counsel (addressing an Old Woman in a case before Judge and Jury). "Pray, my good Woman, do you keep a Diary?"
Witness. "Naw, Sir, I kups a Whuskey Shop!"
Scotch Counsel (addressing an Old Woman in a case before Judge and Jury). "Pray, my good Woman, do you keep a Diary?"
Witness. "Naw, Sir, I kups a Whuskey Shop!"