SONNET.
(By a Failure.)
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Try!
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Muse
Dare
Use
Worse
Verse!!
From Colchester.—The oysters are trembling in their beds. On October 6th the Duke of Cambridge is expected to attack the natives at Colchester in full force. Last year, when Sir D. Evans was in the chair at the banquet, 20,000 oysters were consumed! Good Evans!!
A Very Annoying Stream.—The River Tees.