RANELAGH IN RAIN.

How sweet this road is, fringed by hedgerow elm,

Where peeps in May the hawthorn's snowy bud,

A fairy place that seems Titania's realm!

By Jove, what mud!

How sweet this turf, as soft as finest moss!

Such "gazon anglais" we alone can get.

Oh hang it, no! I cannot walk across,

It's soaking wet!

How sweet that lake, where gentle eddies play!

But all around seems lake, through rainfall dim.

Why want a pond, when on dry (!) land to-day

We almost swim?

How sweet—to get a Hansom home again,

And leave this aguish, rheumatic damp!

I do not love thee, Ranelagh, in rain,

Beneath a gamp.