WHITHER AWAY?

Must it be Margate?

Shall it be Dover?

How hit the target,

Spend summer in clover?

Why not to Filey

Flit, or to Yarmouth?

Will the Welsh rile me

If I try Barmouth?

South Coast's entrancing,

East builds and braces;

Blue waves are dancing

At hundreds of places!

Soon must I settle,

Unless I'm a craven,

And grasping the nettle

Decide on a haven.

Fine hills at Malvern;

Harrogate haunts me;

Lynmouth is all fern;

What is it daunts me?

Well, to speak truly,

There's no place like London,

In March or in July,

When well, or when run down!

Train in a twinkling

Brightonward bears me;

If I want sprinkling

In the face a "chute" stares me.

Summer's delightful

In Town—nerves feel regal;

Cabbies not spiteful

Offered what's legal!

Yes, I'll take holiday

When it grows chilly;

Why at this jolly day

Flee Piccadilly?

Is the end vapid?

Can't help it!—Next snow-time

By "P. L. M. Rapide"

I reach Nice in no time!


Beware!—As wood pavement is said to be injurious to throats, specially in summer time, it would be advisable not to reside in the Northern district, as the roads there must be all St. John's Wood pavement.


PREHISTORIC PEEPS.

It is quite a mistake to suppose that Henley Regatta was not anticipated in Earliest Times.