NEURALGIA.

What do I care if sunny Spring

Come now at last with balmy weather?

What do I care for anything?

I hate existence altogether.

It makes me almost mad, in truth,

This awful aching in my tooth.

What do I care for wealth or fame,

Or woman's charms the most entrancing?

Despised or loved, it's all the same.

You would not catch me even glancing

At any face you ever saw;

I'm only thinking of my jaw.

What do I care if Trunks are low,

Argentines flat, Home Rails neglected?

Though mines may come and mines may go,

I'm indescribably dejected.

They may be, I am, "dull" and "weak."

Confound my throbbing, swollen cheek!

What do I care which party's in,

To take more pennies from my income,

Or, if from tax on beer or gin,

Or milk and water extra "tin" come?

My thoughts are "in another place";

This aching spreads throughout my face.

What do I care for any play,

For dance or dinner, song or supper?

With pangs like these I can't be gay.

They spread from lower jaw to upper,

Across my face, as I have said,

And now attack my hapless head.

What do I even care if She

May frown upon her wretched lover,

And like another more than me?

Such pangs I might in time recover.

I do not care, I do not know;

I'm aching now from top to toe.