"GOOD DOG!"
L-rd S-l-sb-ry. "VERY USEFUL DOG THIS—I MAY WANT HIM AGAIN!"
"The Unspeakable" (over the wall—aside). "OH, LOR!!"
Coster (to acquaintance, who has been away for some months). "Wot are yer bin doin' all this time?"
Bill Robbins (who has been "doing time"). "Oh I've bin Wheelin' a bit, Ole Man—Wheelin' a bit!"