"Buy a puzzle, Sir?"


"On Wednesday of last week an express train dashed into a flock of sheep being driven over a level crossing at Northallerton to-day."

Meat Trades' Journal.

Only an express train could arrive a week early; the other ones are always late.


From a calendar:—

"April 6th. Dividends due. 'We needs must love the highest when we see it.'"

Unfortunately we don't often see it.