"Buy a puzzle, Sir?"
"On Wednesday of last week an express train dashed into a flock of sheep being driven over a level crossing at Northallerton to-day."
Meat Trades' Journal.
Only an express train could arrive a week early; the other ones are always late.
From a calendar:—
"April 6th. Dividends due. 'We needs must love the highest when we see it.'"
Unfortunately we don't often see it.