The Siamese Twin.

"Derbyshire.—To sell, handsome well-built and superbly finished semi-detached Mouse, containing two entertaining, six bed rooms, dressing-room, and excellent bathroom."—Advt. in "Manchester Guardian".

We had no idea a mouse had so much accommodation.


"It was our intention before now to say a kindly word for 'The New Weekly.' We trust we are not too late yet."

Westminster Gazette.

No. The paper after three weeks or so is still alive. But our green contemporary should have had more confidence in it.