Another Impending Apology.
"ALBANIA'S NEW RULER
How Prince William will enter his Kingdom.
FOUR"
Westminster Gazette.
Looping the loop on all fours?
"Shooting on the river Doe, in Kirkcudbrightshire, Colonel Kennaway, Greenlaw, shot a fine specimen of the male gadwall, a comparatively rare visitor."—Glasgow Herald.
Col. Kennaway (to deceased male gadwall). "That'll teach you to be so beastly rare."
"The Wigan County Licensing Sessions were held yesterday. Superintendent Kelly stated that fifty-four persons had been proceeded against for drunkenness, an increase of 124 over last year."—Liverpool Daily Post.
Superintendent Kelly should join the Government.
"A recital was given yesterday afternoon by Dr. Walter Alcock, who bears the title of organist and composer to His Majesty's Chapels Royal, and assistant organist of Westminster Abbey, and happens to be also an organist of exceptional attainments."
Yorkshire Post.
The luck of Royalty is proverbial.
"Welsh Professional Championship.
Milward, after compiling a break of 73, failed at a very easy shot, otherwise the contribution might have been higher."
Sportsman.
It would seem certain, but—you never can tell with these wily Welshmen.
Wealthy Visitor. "You 'ard up! Wot do you do to make you 'ard up? I never 'ear of you gettin' a car for £2,000 as I've just done, or buyin' your wife £3,000 worth o' joolrey as I did last week, or sendin' your boy a 'unded pounds-worth o' mechanical toys as I 'ave this mornin'. You've 'ad bread and cheese and I've stood six jolly fellers a champagne lunch—'ow can you be 'ard up?"