Rumoured Mutiny in the Navy.
"The destroyers patrolling the Irish coast are being boarded and searched for rifles by order of the Admiralty."—Daily Express.
Little Maid (to new owner of country cottage) "Oh, if you please, Sir, here's the Chairman of the Little Chippingham and West Hambleton Street Lighting Committee." (Confidentially) "It's really only Mr. Binks, the butcher."