"THE CIRCUS OF EUROPE"
Turkey (to Europa, ring-mistress). "INFIRM OF PURPOSE! GIVE ME BACK THE WHIP."
Sympathetic Friend (to gloomy batsman, disgusted at being given out for a catch at the wicket). "Wot's wrong, Bill? Was it dahtful?"
Batsman. "Dahtful! I should think it was dahtful! I could 'ardly 'ear it myself."