THE HOLIDAY MOOD.

To the Liberal Party—British Section.

["The effect, however," (of the Nationalists' enthusiasm) "was somewhat marred by the apathy of the Liberals."—"The Times," on the Third Reading of the Home Rule Bill.]

Why was the timbrel's note suppressed?

Why rang there not a rousing pæan

When Ireland, waiting to be blest,

Hanging about for half an æon,

Achieved at length the heights of Heaven

By a majority of 77?

Why was the trombone's music dumb?

Why did the tears of joy not splash on

The vellum of the big bass drum

To indicate your ardent passion

For that Green Isle across the way

Which you must really visit some fine day?

Was it the three elections (by-)

That left you for the time prostrated

(They should have raised your spirits high,

So Infant Samuel calculated),

Concluding with the worst of slips which

Occurred between the cup and mouth at Ipswich?

Was it because your Home Rule Bill

(Though perfect) craves to be amended,

And to the Lords you love so ill

That you would gladly see 'em ended

The delicate task has been referred

Of patching up the places where you erred?

Was it that you were pained to find

How Ulster took your noble Charter;

With what composure she declined

To bear it like a Christian martyr;

How there she stood, too firm to shake,

With no idea of stepping to the stake?

Or did you hear a still small voice

Under your waistcoat, where your heart is:

"We fought by contract, not by choice,

Ay, and the spoils are not our party's;

The Tories may be beat, but we know

This is not Asquith's, it is Redmond's beano"?

Or did you doubt if all was right

With Erin when you heard O'Brien

Foreboding doom by second sight

And roaring like a wounded lion,

And saw what venomed hate convulsed her

Apart from any little tiff with Ulster?

Or could it be you felt so fain

About your imminent vacation

That the same breast could not contain

The joy of Ireland-as-a-Nation?

There wasn't room for both inside,

And so the Bill gave way to Whitsuntide?

If that was why you would not hail

Your chance of bringing down the ceiling,

But let the holiday mood prevail,

I understand, and share your feeling;

I find my bowl of joy o'er-bubbling

Whenever Parliament has ceased from troubling.

O. S.