War Stringency.
From the catalogue of a G. W. R. salvage sale:—
"696. 2 bags tares and 1 grass seed."
We have bought the grass seed and are planting it in our garden. If anybody hears of another for sale we shall be glad to know.
"Zouaves carry Wood at Point of Bayonet."
Daily Paper.
We always keep a cork tip on ours in case of accidents.
"See 'im? Well, when 'e sez ''Oo goes there?' if you're a Englishman you 'as to say 'Friend!' and if you're a German you 'as to say 'Foe!'"