"LIBERAL MEMBER RESIGNS."
Will Stand as Independent.
London, Wednesday.—Mr. Joseph Martin. Liberal M.P. for East St. Pancras, is resigning his seat, and will recontest it as an independent South Pole under American auspices."—Sydney Daily Telegraph.
Sir Ernest Shackleton must look out.
First Caddie. "Does it make yer dizzy lookin' down these 'oles?"
Second Caddie. "No."
First Caddie." Then why don't you go to the pin sometimes?"