Notes.
Mr. Gasp has exchanged the cheese scoop, which is identified with the championship of South Rutlandshire, for a fish-slice.
Mr. Bloshclick, who lately won the South-West Devon Singles Championship at Sidmouth, is not a native of Antananarivo, as has been stated, but is, we are informed, of Zulu origin.
We regret to report that Mr. Wail met with an unfortunate accident at Broadstairs ten days ago. As a spectator at the annual Lawn Tennis Tournament he was demonstrating to a group of experts the methods which Mr. Wilding ought properly to employ in making his lifting forehand drive, when he struck himself a violent blow on the head, partly severing the right ear. This is the second time Mr. Wail has met with the accident, but we are glad to hear that he is making a satisfactory recovery.
Tramp (suddenly appearing at riverside camping party). "Beg yer pardon, Guv'nor, but could yer lend me a bathin' suit?"
"Cigarette Makers (Female), round and flat."—Advt. in "Daily Chronicle."
Who makes round cigarettes (or flat) should herself be round (or flat) respectively.
"Wanted.—Anything old to do with the Church or Church Services; preference given to examples with dates or inscriptions."
Advt. in "The Challenge."
We were just going to offer our Vicar, but he has no inscription on him.