"SMALL SURREY SCORE.
"Only Hayes and Hitch Shine At Northampton."
Westminster Gazette.
Surrey should have been at home, where Hayes and Hitch would have found an excellent third in Old Sol, who shone at his best.
"Clacton.—A Lady would be glad to hear of anyone wishing to Join House-Party from August 14th to September 10th. Minute from sea and ten golf links."—Advt. in "Times."
Personally we find that, at our usual rate of divot-removing, five golf-links will last us a month. Ten is an unnecessary extravagance.
Polite little boy (suffering from repletion). "Oh, please Miss, don't ask me to have any more; I can't say no."