FOREWARNED.

Zeppelin (as "The Fat Boy"). "'I WANTS TO MAKE YOUR FLESH CREEP.'"

John Bull. "RIGHT-O!"


Jim (just leaving for Egypt). "Well, good-bye, mother; take care of yourself. I'll bring you a pyramid when I come back home."

Mother. "Tha mun do nowt o' t' soort, lad. Tha munna get thysen i' any trouble for me."