THE EXCURSIONIST.
Scene: Ticket Office at —— (censored).
| Tripper Wilhelm. "FIRST CLASS TO PARIS." | Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED." |
| Wilhelm. "THEN MAKE IT WARSAW." | Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED." |
| Wilhelm. "WELL, WHAT ABOUT CALAIS?" | Clerk. "LINE BLOCKED." |
| Wilhelm. "HANG IT! I MUST GO SOMEWHERE! I PROMISED MY PEOPLE I WOULD." |