The German Campaign of Lies.
From a book of reference:—
"'Berlin Work.' See 'Embroidery.'"
News of a serious character reaches us from The Toronto Daily Mail, which announces in its index of contents:—
"Austrian Fleet Bombards Montenegro's Only Teapot."
Another one of true Britannia metal is being sent to our gallant ally.
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Farver finks he's got a German spy. 'E's sittin' on 'is 'ead. 'E'll need 'elp—muvver's out! | "That's the chap—'im wivout a collar!" |
| "No!—not 'im—that's farver!" |
"Oh, lumme! you've mixed 'em up now. I dunno which is which." |
Unreported casualty to the football of the 85th Infantry Regiment of the enemy.