MADE IN GERMANY.
Kaiser. "I'M NOT QUITE SATISFIED WITH THE SWORD. PERHAPS, AFTER ALL, THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!"
Belated Reveller. "You A Speshul Conshtable?"
Special Constable. "Yes." (Long pause.)
B. R. "What arms 'ave yer?"
S. C. "A truncheon and a whistle, and (suddenly inventive, in view of reveller's superior physique) A SIX-SHOOTER."
B. R. "Ah, well, I'm not takin' any fortreshes to-night."