LESSONS FROM THE NATURAL WORLD.

The Shirker. "Nice bird! Say 'Polly scratch a poll!'"

The Bird. "Johnny, get your gun!"


"The battle that has been raging for several months has now ended in a distinct triumph for the high-necked corsage."

Tatler.

Good. Now we can devote our attention to the other war on the Continent.


Village Wit (to victim of ill-timed revelry). "Wotcher, William? How was Joffer when you left?"