A War-Menu.
"Girls experienced Wanted to feed on Wharfdale machines."
Nottingham Evening Post.
"Broadwoodwidger.—A new pipe organ has been installed at the parish church. A recital was given by the Rev. C. B. Walters, of Stokeclimsland, while a sermon was preached by the Rev. Canon Lewis, of Launceston."—Provincial Paper.
The Broadwoodwidger example deserves imitation. Some sermons would be much more tolerable if they had a musical accompaniment.
"A mere automatic raising of the Income Tax strikes indiscriminately at the just and the unjust; it is just as likely to cripple the man who is supporting and educating a large family sybarite."
Evening Paper.
And a very good thing too. For ourselves, we have always discouraged the growth of these bulky profligates in the domestic circle.
Lady (meeting small acquaintance). "Hullo, Ethel, so you've started one of those things?"
Ethel. "Yes, we're all having to come to them. Rather a drop-down after the Rolls-Royce, but—war-time, you know."