From the Catalogue of a V.T.C. Tailor.
"'I am,' a V.T.C. Secretary writes, 'in correspondence with the undertaker, and hope at last to induce the War Office to recognise us by sending a representative to attend our funeral rites.'"
"One man of four who escaped the bombs."—Morning Paper.
A little too old for the baby-killers.
"Lord Sumner on the Need for Self-Sacrifice.
'If the House of Lords and the House of Commons could be taken and thrown into a volcano every day the loss represented would be less than the daily cost of the campaign.'"—The Times.
It sounds a drastic remedy, but might be worth trying.
"Lemons, used largely for making demonade, have a medicinal value."—Daily Paper.
We know nothing of the drinks popular in the lower regions, but have always heard that the nectarines used for making nectar have a strong tonic effect.