AN OLD-FASHIONED PLAYGOER VISITS A MODERN REVUE.
"Aha! Best seat in the house. Third row of stalls—next to gangway. I'm going to enjoy myself."
Act I. Scene I.
Scene II.
Scene III.
Act II. Scene I.
"I say—do you think you could change my stall for a quiet chair on the stage?"
First Clubwoman. "I noticed you talking to that old bore. Did she get on to her ailments?"
Second Clubwoman. "Yes. You might almost call it an organ recital."