HOW TO TALK TO THE WOUNDED.
Dear Old Lady. "Have you two men been at the Front?"
Soldier. "Bless you, no, Mum. We've just 'ad a bit of a scrap together, to keep fit."
Dear Old Lady. "Have you two men been at the Front?"
Soldier. "Bless you, no, Mum. We've just 'ad a bit of a scrap together, to keep fit."