ANOTHER COMBINE.
Bystander. "'Ow yer goin', mate?"
Gutter Merchant. "Fine! I've just amalgamated with the business next door."
"Frenzied Finance."
"The guardians want more money also. What the Treasury finan-local taxations are only the be-lical taxations are only the beginning of the demand upon the citizen's pocket."—Evening Paper.
"Jumper Champion.
"The reference to a young woman living at Esher, Surrey, who has knitted 50 jumpers since August 20, which her friends claim to be a world's record for an amateur, has resulted in a challenge.
"'Jumper,' who lives at Margate, writes: 'I find it quite easy to knit in the dark and to read while knitting.'"—Daily Paper.
The Margate candidate will get our vote.
