A POPULAR REAPPEARANCE.
Mr. Asquith (the Veteran Scots Impersonator) sings:—
"I LOVE A LASSIE,
ANITHER LOWLAN' LASSIE."
Officer. "Well, Peters, how did you get on?"
Steward (who has asked for special leave). "Nothin' doin', Sir. The skipper 'e sez to me, 'e sez, 'It'll cost the country four-an'-sevenpence to send you 'ome, an' as the Navy 'as got to economise you'll do to begin on,' 'e sez."