BEHIND THE SCENES IN CINEMA-LAND.

"You needn't be a bit nervous about handling the child, me lad. It's not a real one."


"The Ashton-under-Lyne fight is beginning, and The Daily News comes forward to-day with the suggestion that the Liberal candidate should withdraw.

The practical effect of the candidature of a Liebral may be only to reduce the Labour majority....

In such circumstances we think it matter for great regret that there should be any Libtral candilature....

Upon this the comment at the Liberal headquarters to-day was, 'Well, it is a little difficult to know just where we are, isn't it?'"—Evening Paper.

Yes, or what we are, for that matter.


"Gilbert-Sullivan Operas.

Friday, 'Trial by July.'"—Provincial Paper.

It seems a long remand.


Journalistic Camaraderie.

"The whole of this preliminary business is nauseating, and in real sporting circles it is taboo as a topic of conversation. No wonder The Times devoted a leading article to the matter the other day."—Daily Mail.

How these Northcliffe journals love one another!


P.C. (referring to notes). "I told 'er she would be reported, your worship, to which she replied, 'Go ahead, my cheery little sunbeam!'"