MORE ADVENTURES OF A POST-WAR SPORTSMAN.
P.W.S. (who has taken a Spring fishing). "And this is what I've paid three 'undred quid for!"
The New Colour: Asquithian Rose.
"To-day everything Asquithian has a rosy hue. To begin with, there arrived a horseshoe of white chrysanthemums with the words 'Good luck' worked in green."—Daily Paper.
"Shakespeare's 'Otehllo' has fallen upon evil days."—Evening Paper.
It certainly seems to be having a bad spell.
"The vexed question, 'What is a new-laid egg?' is at present confronting a committee of poultry experts."—Daily Telegraph.
The Committee should invite a hen to sit on it.
An "under-cut":—
"Earl Beatty is setting an example in hustle at the Admiralty. Photographed yesterday hurrying to lunch."—Daily Paper.
His Lordship's example is superfluous. The Admiralty has nothing to learn about hurrying to lunch.
Mistress. "Can you explain how it is, Jane, that whenever I come into the kitchen I always find you reading?"
Jane. "I think it must be them rubber 'eels you wears, Ma'am."