"OLIVER 'ASKS' FOR MORE."

Miner. "YOU'LL BE SORRY ONE OF THESE DAYS THAT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME NATIONALIZATION."

Premier. "IF YOU KEEP ON LIKE THIS THERE WON'T BE ANY NATION LEFT TO NATIONALIZE YOU."


Owner. "Smart little thing isn't she?" Friend. "Pity she's so ugly below the water-line."

Owner. "Oh, well, nobody will see that." Friend. "What about when she capsizes?"