THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
Schoolboy (after long pause). "I say—er—can you move your ears?"
"Chaplain-Master Wanted on May 13th for one term to Teach Latin and History in Upper School, coloris paribus a cricketer would be most acceptable."—Provincial Paper.
"Coloris paribus" suggests faintly that the authorities hope to get a double-blue; but it looks as if he would have to spend most of the term in teaching Latin.