TWO "STEIN"-WAY GRANDS.
By a Philistine.
Einstein and Epstein were wonderful men,
Bringing new miracles into our ken.
Einstein upset the Newtonian rule;
Epstein demolished the Pheidian School.
Einstein gave fits to the Royal Society;
Epstein delighted in loud notoriety.
Einstein made parallels meet in infinity;
Epstein remodelled the form of Divinity.
Nature exhausted, I hopefully sing,
Can't have more Steins of this sort in her sling.
Mrs. Faulkner (to District Visitor). "Nicely, thank you, Miss, except for a poisoned 'and. For the rest of 'em, Father's in hospital, little Florrie's scalded herself and baby's got the whooping-cough. It be a blessing that troubles don't come singly or else there'd be no end to it."
"Disputing Sergt. Alvan C. York's claim as the world war's greatest hero, Sergt. Mike Donaldson of New York has challenged the Tennessean to a debate on who is the greatest war hero."—New Haven Journal-Courier (U.S.A.)
Without waiting for the result of this unique contest Mr. Punch has no hesitation in saying that between them these warriors are responsible for the mightiest "blow" of the War.
