Commercial Candour.

From a restaurant bill-of-fare:—

“Develled Leg of Foul and Curly Bacon, 2/6.”


“WORMWOOD SCRUBS’S ILL-HEALTH.

Released to Private Hospital.

Mr. Kelly, the Lord Mayor of Dublin, has released Wormwood Scrubs owing to his health.”—Australian Paper.

Some trouble in the cellular system, we gather.


Mr. James Sexton, M.P., who was howled down at a meeting at St. Helens recently, said he refused to bow the knee to a lot of body-snatchers who wanted him to sacrifice his manhood and conscience to satisfy their inclinations. A self-respecting sexton could do no less.