A SEA-VIEW OF THE SITUATION.
Indignant Lodging-House Keeper. "AND TO THINK OF THAT THERE ERIC WANTING TO SQUEEZE THE POOR HOLIDAY-MAKERS BEFORE I GETS AT 'EM."
Outraged Batsman. "Jarge, Oi do believe you'm bowlin' deliberate at moi gammy leg."
Jarge (feeling that something ought to be said). "Why, Willyum, Oi thought they was both gammy."