THE QUESTION OF THE YACHTING CAP.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE EVERY TOM, DICK AND HARRY, HE SAID, SO HE DECIDED TO GO IN HIS YACHTING CAP.
BRITISH ASSOCIATION DELEGATES DISCUSSING ORIGIN OF STREET ARAB'S EJACULATION, "YAH-YAH-YAH-SHR-R-RUP!"
Kameneff to Krassin (on applying for passports): "Cras ingens iterabimus æquor."
Host. "Half a minute! I'll light you to the gate; it's very dark."
Cheerful Guest. "That's all right. I can see in the dark. Why, when I was in Flanders—"
Host. "Yes, yes; but you're not in Flanders now—you're in my carnation bed."