TARTARIN DANS LES INDES.
Both (together). "TIENS! LE TIGRE!"
[M. Clemenceau has just sailed for India after big game.]
The Wife (peeved at husband going off to football match on the anniversary of their wedding-day). "'Ave you forgotten what 'appened this day seven years ago?"
The Husband. "Forgotten? Not likely, old girl. Why, that was the day Bolton Rovers beat Aston United five— nothing."