HOW TO VITALISE THE DRAMA.

A hint of what might be done by following the example of the Press.

["More than one actor-manager during the past few months has been searching round frantically in his efforts to find a new play."

The Times.]

Oh, have you marked upon the breeze

The wail of hunger which occurs

When starved theatrical lessees

Commune with hollow managers?

"Where is Dramatic Art?" they say;

"Can no one, no one, write a play?"

I cannot think why this should be,

This bitter plaint of sudden dearth;

To write a play would seem to me

Almost the easiest thing on earth.

Sometimes I feel that even I

Could do it if I chose to try.

What! can this Art be in its grave

Whose form was lately so rotund,

Whose strength was as a bull's and gave

No sign of being moribund?

I'm sure my facts are right, or how

Do you account for Chu Chin Chow?

As for the gods, their judgment shows

No loss of flair for grace or wit;

We see the comic's ruby nose

Reduce to pulp the nightly pit,

Whose patrons, sound in head and heart,

Still love the loftiest type of Art.

Nor should the playwright fail for lack

Of matter, if with curious eyes

He follows in our Pressmen's track,

Who find the source of their supplies

In Life, that ever-flowing font,

And "give the public what they want."

If authors, moving with the times,

Would only feed us, like the Press,

On squalid "mysteries," ugly crimes,

Scandals and all that carrion mess,

I see no solid reason why

Dramatic Art should ever die.

O. S.